You followed me. I can't believe it!
I didn't follow you!
You followed me!
Why? 'Cause I ... was walkin' along
a block behind you staring at you?
That's not following!
Well, what is your definition of
Following is different. I was spying.
Do you realize how paranoid you are?
Paranoid? I'm looking at you. You
got your arms around another guy.
That is the worst kind of paranoia.
Yeah-well, I didn't start out spying.
I-I thought I'd surprise yuh. Pick you
up after school.
Yeah-well, you wanted to keep the
relationship flexible, remember?
It's your phrase.
Oh, stop it. But you were having an
affair with your college professor.
That jerk that teaches that incredible
crap course "Contemporary Crisis in
"Existential Motifs in Russian Literature"!
You're really close.
What's the difference? It's all mental
Oh, well, now we're finally getting to
a subject you know something about!
Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's
sex with someone I love.